http://prokristenator.com Bloggings of a procrastinator. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 23:38:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en One of my biggest pet peeves is when people turn how much they manufacture of something into a measure distance. Instead of saying, "we produce forty million bags of chips annually" they'll say something like: "we produce enough chips each year that if you layed them all out, they would ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/12/03/your-staggering-facts-do-not-stagger-me/ Happy birthday, mom. You are officially as old as dirt. Kidding, of course! Did you know the year you were born, the 911 emergency telephone service emerged in Alabama? Did you know that it was the year George Dubya enlisted in the military? And on the day of your birth, A ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/11/11/lordy-lordy-look-whos-forty/ Know what I hate? Girls who take pictures like this: There's a whole fleet of slores across the nation taking pictures like this, conveniently raising their beer bottles up to chin-level whenever a camera is near. And you know what they're shrieking out of their nasty STD-laden mouths? "HI, WE REPRESENT ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/11/03/bud-light-does-not-make-you-prettier/ Are you ready? Get ready. It's coming. You can't escape it. Animated Santa Claus machines are being placed at the entrances of Wal-Marts across America, demanding a hearty "ho, ho, ho" right at crotch level. Seriously, get ready. You can already go ahead and look past Halloween, because there are more ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/10/23/its-a-year-round-christmas/ So, I'm a bandwagoner. Stamp it on my forehead, I don't care. It's the American way! When I was in seventh grade, the Buccaneers were dominating football, and I began to care about a game that I had never watched in my entire life. I was so wrapped up in the ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/10/19/the-bandwagon-is-my-favorite-mode-of-transportation/ So my school had this really good deal where a certain number of people could buy Halloween Horror Night tickets for five dollars, which is awesome, because tickets are usually priced around three billion dollars. Or,  y'know, eighty. Anyways, if you buy tickets through the school, you have to take ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/10/17/a-confederate-rant/ Today I was sitting in class, not completely paying attention to a demonstation of I don't know what, and I realized that I need to change my major. Right now my major is Political Science, and I've come to the conclusion that it is an absolutely bogus degree, considering I ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/10/13/this-degree-just-aint-for-me/ Some friends and I decided to go to a local laundromat earlier this week, because doing laundry here sucks. What a novel idea! So we arrive at the lovely laundromat, and it's located right by this trailer park that is filled with travel trailers that people actually live in, kids riding ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/09/25/a-discussion-about-priorities/ You know what's cute? A five-year-old with thick make-up, huge fake white teeth, and hair that's been hairsprayed to stand towards the heavens. Regular five-year-olds?! Boring! Outdated! Show me a little girl whose mommy is trying to make her look twenty years older, and I will just be absolutely delighted. Really, ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/09/14/pageant-kids/ I've been living in a dorm for not even two weeks, and already, I see amazingly large flaws in this kind of living situation. Granted, I like it more than not, but some things are more or less unbearable. Like doing laundry here. The good thing about this dorm, is that ... http://prokristenator.com/2008/09/01/dorm-woes-laundry-time/