About
I am, quite obviously, Kristen. I am also, quite obviously, a procrastinator. I’m eighteen years old, and I reside near Tampa, Florida. I spend a lot of time reading books and aimlessly clicking around the internet. For the time being, I live with my parents, our two dogs, and some mystery beast creature that everyone keeps telling me is my little brother. Maybe I’ll learn what species he is soon…
Random facts about me:
I love all dogs, but especially the overweight ones. I love the beaches of Florida and the mountains of Tennessee. I’m an incredibly picky eater. My perfect day includes spending a couple of hours at Borders followed by browsing the aisles of Target. I really want to collect something, but I’m not sure what. I kind of looked like Matilda when I was a child. I would spend hundreds of dollars on designer purses, if I could. I don’t think I could ever marry a Republican. I used to read the Dictionary for fun. Everyone likes my handwriting. I like to organize but I hate to clean. I used to think a pair of shoes cost a couple of dollars. I don’t care at ALL about celebrities. When I was in second grade, I learned how to spell “meteorologist,” and I was amazingly proud of my spelling skills. I never got a chance to master the art of looking exceptional on Picture Day at school. I absolutely adore the Puzzler in the back of People. When I like a song, I put it on repeat for hours and hours and hours until it gets old and sits in my shared folder for years, unlistened to. I think that I’m the only person in my family - other than my mom - that can’t whistle. I wish my eyes were bluer. I don’t have a favorite color. I love talking about myself. I like being in other people’s business. ~im amazyn’~
PROKRISTENATOR.COM
I used to have a site (actually, more like three or four) back when I was about thirteen. But I - true to my procrastinator label - gave up interest and fell out of the game. But only recently, I began to miss all the simple joys of owning a website. I bought and opened Prokristenator.com because I felt like it was amazingly necessary to have a place to share my thoughts and whatnot with the whole world. (I’m narcissistic like that.) Through some random act of the heavens, I happened across Keng, who has graciously hosted me, dealt with my ignorance, and actually took the time to assemble this lovely layout (I can only claim the shoddy header as my own :P).
Credit for the background pattern: squidfingers.com.
Credit for the stripes pattern: rubannoir.net.