Your “Staggering” Facts Do Not Stagger Me

Posted on December 3rd, 2008

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people turn how much they manufacture of something into a measure distance. Instead of saying, “we produce forty million bags of chips annually” they’ll say something like: “we produce enough chips each year that if you layed them all out, they would reach to Mars and back!” So what? I probably shed enough hair each year to wrap around the Earth a couple of times, but why would I?

And who are the people figuring out all of these lame facts? I mean, I know it’s just a bit of simple math, but are they getting paid? I really hope not. Stupidest job ever.

Really, I don’t think anybody is impressed about how many football stadiums full of Pepsi is made each year, or that the average American consumes forty-five Twinkies each year.

So cut it out.

5 Responses to “Your “Staggering” Facts Do Not Stagger Me”

  1. Raisa December 3rd, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    That’s so true. I hate when Unwrapped, the show on FoodNetwork, busts out with “we produce … etc. that reaches around the world.. blah”. How obnoxious. I don’t care. We are fat, we get it.

  2. Kaylee December 3rd, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Lol that doesn’t really bother me, but I’d just prefer to know the amount in basic numbers. Trying to figure out what 5 times to the moon and back would be in paperclips is tedious :P

  3. Wendy December 3rd, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    It is all about exaggeration. They have to say something to boggle the customers’ mind to get their attention.

  4. Kim December 3rd, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    Wow, that is a lot of hair. That is 260 million feet of hair EVERY
    WEEK. Unbelievable, huh?

  5. Jacky December 4th, 2008 at 1:42 am

    I think those facts are just to put it into perspective for the average dumbass. I mean, 100,000 litres is harder to visualize for them than STADIUM FULL OF POP. :P

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