Bud Light Does Not Make You Prettier
Posted on November 3rd, 2008
Know what I hate? Girls who take pictures like this:
There’s a whole fleet of slores across the nation taking pictures like this, conveniently raising their beer bottles up to chin-level whenever a camera is near. And you know what they’re shrieking out of their nasty STD-laden mouths? “HI, WE REPRESENT YOUNG PEOPLE AS A WHOLE, AND WE’D LIKE TO MAKE IT QUITE CLEAR THAT WE ABSOLUTELY WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE DRINKING AGE BEING LOWERED. PLEASE CONTINUE TO ASSUME THAT WE ARE ALL RECKLESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE. WANNA SCREW?!”
Really, seriously. Nobody is impressed by the fact that you are drinking. I promise you, no one is going to look at your slutty pictures and say, “Whoa! Look at that teenager drinking! That is so freaking cool.” No. It looks so ridiculous on so many levels. Wow, you’re drinking. How impressive and daring of you. DOUBLE FREAKING AWESOME COOL POINTS IF YOU HAVE PICTURES OF YOURSELF WITH A JOINT!!! Not.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a prude or anything, and I’m not opposed to underage drinking, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to have a million pictures plastered all over my Facebook, forever declaring every alcoholic drink I have. It looks absolutely stupid. SO CUT IT OUT.
I agree. But, do you have permission to post the photos of these girls on this blog? Because if you don’t, that’s even worse. The only people seeing those photos on Facebook are their friends. You’re the one bringing it out for the whole world to see.
No, I got this picture from Photobucket, from a public account. All I did was type in “Bud Light” in the search bar. Obviously this slore does not mind having her face plastered on the internet.