Lordy, Lordy, Look Who’s Forty!
Posted on November 11th, 2008
Happy birthday, mom. You are officially as old as dirt. Kidding, of course!
Did you know the year you were born, the 911 emergency telephone service emerged in Alabama? Did you know that it was the year George Dubya enlisted in the military? And on the day of your birth, A second republic was declared in [...]
Bud Light Does Not Make You Prettier
Posted on November 3rd, 2008
Know what I hate? Girls who take pictures like this:
There’s a whole fleet of slores across the nation taking pictures like this, conveniently raising their beer bottles up to chin-level whenever a camera is near. And you know what they’re shrieking out of their nasty STD-laden mouths? “HI, WE REPRESENT YOUNG PEOPLE AS A WHOLE, [...]