It’s a Year-Round Christmas
Posted on October 23rd, 2008
Are you ready? Get ready. It’s coming. You can’t escape it. Animated Santa Claus machines are being placed at the entrances of Wal-Marts across America, demanding a hearty “ho, ho, ho” right at crotch level.
Seriously, get ready. You can already go ahead and look past Halloween, because there are more important things to worry about. [...]
The Bandwagon is My Favorite Mode of Transportation
Posted on October 19th, 2008
So, I’m a bandwagoner. Stamp it on my forehead, I don’t care. It’s the American way!
When I was in seventh grade, the Buccaneers were dominating football, and I began to care about a game that I had never watched in my entire life. I was so wrapped up in the success of my local football [...]
A Confederate Rant
Posted on October 17th, 2008
So my school had this really good deal where a certain number of people could buy Halloween Horror Night tickets for five dollars, which is awesome, because tickets are usually priced around three billion dollars. Or, y’know, eighty. Anyways, if you buy tickets through the school, you have to take a bus with everyone else [...]
This Degree Just Ain’t For Me
Posted on October 13th, 2008
Today I was sitting in class, not completely paying attention to a demonstation of I don’t know what, and I realized that I need to change my major. Right now my major is Political Science, and I’ve come to the conclusion that it is an absolutely bogus degree, considering I have no real passion for [...]