Pageant Kids
Posted on September 14th, 2008
You know what’s cute? A five-year-old with thick make-up, huge fake white teeth, and hair that’s been hairsprayed to stand towards the heavens. Regular five-year-olds?! Boring! Outdated! Show me a little girl whose mommy is trying to make her look twenty years older, and I will just be absolutely delighted.
Really, though, have you ever seen a little pageant kid? It’s a horrific sight! Why would any mother want to get their child into pageants? Because they want to? No, most of these kids start getting pushed into pageants before they can even talk. What do they do? Spell out “Mommy, I want to be a pretty pageant girl, please please please!!!” using Cheerios in their highchairs? No.
Look at her, she’s having a blast!
And there’s no way you can convince me that these pageant enthusiest mothers AREN’T trying to live vicariously through their daughters. Any prize money their daughters win by showing off their tiny body on stage in a sequined bikini? It just goes towards the gas money to get the superstar to the next show. College? Pft, these cute little girls aren’t going to need college! Especially not since they’re learning from such a young age that your superficial looks can get you ANYWHERE you want to be.
So keep trying, little girls! When you turn fourteen, your mom will FINALLY let you get that boob job. And if you really practice hard, you can become Miss BJ Queen 2015!
Oh hell nah, Miss BJ Queen is MINE.
It would be a bit inappropriate and insensitive for me to link to JonBenet Ramsay right? Cause, dead pageant girl.
Yeah, I shouldn’t.
Am I the only one who thinks the kids look ugly with all that make-up?
I remembered having to wear red lipstick for a choir performance how many years ago (yeah, red lipstick because it was how many years ago). I shouldn’t have let them take pictures. :’(
Vickie - I totally agree! Although I don’t think that little girl in the picture looks too bad, most pageant kids look disgusting with all that makeup.
Well, I think they look scary with all that make-up and sheez…
I might be exaggerated but if every single organization around is fighting for children rights and against pedophiles, why would a mother expose her daughter to let’s say, predators?
The only little pageant girl I like is Abigail Breslin from Little Miss Sunshine. I agree though, it’s creepy.
Well well - I know exactly what you mean. I feel so sorry for these little pageant girls. This is exactly what got little JonBenet Ramsey killed. >_<
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